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« on: October 25, 2009, 02:07:48 AM »
D beautiful young gal had only her wrapper around her,apparently,she was goin2 take her bath in a general bathroom.
She pickd up a 4mths old baby dat was playin and decided2 make her hapi...'chikchikchik' she said pullin d baby on her cheeks,threw her up2 katch her and...d wrapper gave way!
If na u,whch wud u go 4 first?d baby or d wrappr?
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2009, 05:31:41 AM »
Quote from: Yuddie on October 25, 2009, 02:07:48 AM
If na U,whch wud u go 4 first?d baby or d wrappr?
....I go 4 d baby 1st. But wat if d lady's undies are messed up with dirt.....ghummm..Yuddie u undrstnd now..! After all u ladies knw yourselves better.
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2009, 06:31:56 AM »
If she had durrty undies it wnt b so much wahala.
She had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING undr d wrappr!If na u,whch u go grab first?
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2009, 09:57:43 AM »
I will go for the baby cos life is involve and if you dont go for the baby, you will be charged for infant-abuse or assault. As for the wrapper, whats the big deal if I am exposed. Afterall every body get am.
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 11:57:16 AM »
hmmmmm d baby ofcourse.......bt u know say before i go rush to grab d baby d pikin fit don dey land cs d lady involuntarily go wan grab her wrapper first....
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 07:36:18 AM »
Quote from: bblacky on October 27, 2009, 11:57:16 AM
hmmmmm d baby ofcourse.......bt u know say before i go rush to grab d baby d pikin fit don dey land cs d lady involuntarily go wan grab her wrapper first....

True talk. Especially if there are people around (like in a battalion kind of compound/barrack)
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 08:48:55 AM »
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The lady wan make we see sumfyn, dat na d reason y she take dey tell d pikin chikichiki, as if dat no do, she come dey throw d pikin 4 up like volley ball. well as wrapper come 4, republic of naija don shw. so if na me b d pikin papa, i go dey pray make the pikin hang for air for like 10sec. make i 4 fit c well well
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 23:09:44 PM »
i'ld just stand there and admire yuddies sexy contoures as she tires to catch the baby.... i bet ur fuckin sexy....lol
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2010, 19:01:56 PM »
frankly na life first.but we all know  wateva would happen depends on our values...d wisest tin to do,is to imediatly catch d baby nd use him/her to cover up whil u go 4d wrappr...shit happens...
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2010, 19:32:40 PM »
life is sacred...i rest ma case
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