Adim2 Jokes Corner

[ejibond]

I like dat toilet cos e no dey smell atall.

[ejibond]

My letter to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS??

My letter to Admin2 through Ejibond

Dear Mr. Admin2,

Thanks so much for pointing out your complaints and in no time,they will all be corrected.

Am sorry for not answering your questions directly.As you already know,am always a very busy man, cracking my brain every seconds to come up with a better software that will suit your style.
With these, I would not be able to answer all your questions except the last one pointed out, through the help of ejibond.

Your answer:Am selling windows because it protect you from thieves.Thief can jumb through gates but cannot get through the windows.Meaning that,no hacker can hack through my softwares except if it is rated gates.I hope you now understand why I do not sell gates.


   Yours Faithfully
          Bill Gates

[adim2]

thanks mr ejibond for the answer

[ejibond]

@Admin2

I think u should thank Bill Gates cos he was the one that sent the reply through me.

[adim2]

ok it is MR ADIM 2 not ADMIN 2 or do you want to make me the second ADMIN?

[ejibond]

@Adim2
pls 4give my ignorance.I never knew it was adim2 and not admin2.
@ first luking at d name,it was like admin2 to me,so i dn't bother checking well if am actually correct or not.Now i knw better!

[adim2]

eh now you are talking. well i forgive u. many ppl have made dat mistake people like com oz, phronesis, mop, pendragon infact i think everybody calls me admin 2

[ejibond]

@adim2

Em! u must forgive any future occurence cos am very familiar with admin2 and it'll take a lil time for adim2 to completely wipe away d admin2 frm my memo.
By the way,who is mop?? i've neva seen that name here before.

[adim2]

he is the igwe of this forum.

[ejibond]

Guess he later changed d name,right?

[adim2]

which name?

[ejibond]

Never mind,i've seen it.

[adim2]

ok. I am back from taiwan with a bag of jokes

[mac-blend]

Pour dem in. Kinewan tuaah!

[Prince Justice]

Why not a container? All the same i dey wait

[Prince Justice]

Why not a container? All the same i dey wait

[adim2]

Naija Dictionary Update
 YAKUBU (Ya-ku-bu)v. Ya*ku*bu, Ya*ku*bu*ed, Ya*ku*bus

1. To utterly squander once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, especially one that will cause pain to/mourning among millions of people

2. To mistake a platter of gold for a potty, and to go ahead and defecate all over it, while millions watch in distress, dread and disbelief

3. To be presented with an open door of success and to woefully fail to step in

4. To lack the zest, fervor, and drive to complete the easiest of tasks

5. To fail awfully at a very easy and uncomplicated task

(Etymology: Derived from Yakubu Aiyegbeni’s horribly missed opportunities during Nigeria’s lackluster performance against South Korea at the 2010 Soccer World Cup)

Usage: 

“Mrs. Counselor, I am terribly pained! It was our wedding night! I was ready. . .But. . . But. . .He didn’t know what to do! I tried to help, but he Yakubu’ed!”

“All she needed to do was show up and get the job that was waiting for her – Guess what? She Yakubu’ed the opportunity.

”Prayer: “Father, may I not Yakubu any door You open in life in Jesus name!!!

“Example of the pain/mourning referenced in #1 above: “Yakubu! My unborn child won’t forgive him”

(Source: Acidosis)Synonyms:
1. Waste foolishly
2. Fritter away
3. Dissipate casually
4. Lose effortlessly

OTHER MEANINGS AND DERIVATIVES YAKUBUOLOGY (Ya-ku-bu-o-lo-gy)n. Ya*ku*bu*o*lo*gy

A situation where family demons travel long distance (no visa required) with a person, wait for that individual’s moment of glory, and strike that person with a persistent lack of common sense.

Usage: “That man Yakubus from time to time. That’s why nothing works for him!

[adim2]

SMART GOD

A boy was searching his missing 100naira note but could not find it;he prayed;''oh God,if you help me
find this money i will give you half of it''.just after he finished praying,he found a 50naira note on
the floor.the boy shouted; ei...chei! GOD, you are such a smart guy cos you've already deducted your share

[adim2]

A cripple and the Satan
There was this guy who's dad had beef with his neighbour. One day the guy told his dad he wanted to open a church and the dad put up a tent at the back of this neighbour he was beefing. So every night the guy and his congregation will be hopping and jumping disturbing singing "we step on Satan" disturbing his fathers foe.The man who didn't take that kindly decided to punish the guy so one night he dress as Satan, went and hide in the church. So it came to pass when the guy and his congregation were singing the same song, "we step on you Satan" and all of a sudden the man dressed as Satan appeared and l everybody jets and ran for their dear life. But unluckily for this cripple he couldn't run, so he started to beg for mercy and the Satan ask how can you step on Satan if you cannot even jump and the guy was like no I just came to support and the Satan was like either you came to support or not you going to Hell with me tonight.

[machina]

hahahaha!........ nice jokes.......