Adim2 Jokes Corner

[adim2]

THE BAKER

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and instead printed John 4:18
1st John 4:18 reads “There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love”
John 4:18 reads “For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband”....

What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day?  


NA WHO HOLD

In 2007, Akpobasa (the youngest child) just returned from Yankee after 8 years sojourn, and as him brothers and dad come pick am for airport, Efe, the immediate senior halla:
”Bros, you don land? abeg give me your suitcase make I carry”

Next morning, Ejiro (older than Efe) came with a broom:
”Bros, make I maintain your room”.

Later at breakfast, Igho, The Eldest went:
”Bros, you don chop finish?” and he picked the plates.

Akpobasa went to his father and complained:
”Dad, this is an abomination, how can my elder siblings be calling  me that?”

The father replied: ”Bros, no mind dem, na who hold na im be bros”!
  

[F-GENESIS]

finally, na who hold na im be bros oooooooo! Good one

[Samkelvin]

Frank talk o jare

[bblacky]

1st joke....mehhnnnnnnnnn i go takam lik dat if d one am havin sees it n finds his way no yawah. bou gawwwwwdddd dt shud never happen.

him wey hold b bros true true @poster i know say u no b bros bcos u no hold...lol

[adim2]

who talk so. Na me be the bros for here

[adim2]

more from the bros..

A chinese man and his newly wedded, pretty chinese wife moved over to Nigeria to have a taste of Africa. After a while, the wife got pregnant and finally gave birth to a black baby! The chinese man named the baby...''SUM TIN WONG''

[adim2]

During school hours one day, a teacher was teaching the students spellings. This conversation ensure between him and one of his student.

Teacher: You boy, spell plantain.

Boy: Whish one? The ripe one or the unripe one?

Teacher: What difference does it make? Just spell plaintain.

Boy: Teasha, if you fry the ripe one na 'DODO', if you fry the unripe one, na 'SHIPS', if you roast am na 'BOOLI'. All of them na plantain. Whish one u want make i spell?

[adim2]

A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?" "No, I didn't know that." The man replied. "So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked the friend. The man replied, "I'm too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and find out." So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!" Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I was here?"

[Pendragon]

more from the bros..

A chinese man and his newly wedded, pretty chinese wife moved over to Nigeria to have a taste of Africa. After a while, the wife got pregnant and finally gave birth to a black baby! The chinese man named the baby...''SUM TIN WONG''

ROFLMAO, Something wrong indeed. This is the best piece of joke Ive seen on the forum....Oh my stomach hurts due to laughter, LMAO SUM TIN WRONG

[F-GENESIS]

Bros dis your joke too much ooooo!

[adim2]

i go keep you guys posted. xpect more

[adim2]

A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".

[adim2]

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.

"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; -  "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways - "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som time due to low injin = fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead!)

[adim2]

Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo, Former Governor Orji Uzo Kalu (Gov. of  Abia), Former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!!!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, b'cos everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him."

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped, but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again."

[F-GENESIS]

haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!

[adim2]

One day,  4 men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their gods. they were nigerian, chinese, enlish, and indian.
English man: "this is for my people". and he jumped down the mountain.
Chinese man: "this is for my people" and he jumped down.
when it was the Nigerian's turn, he said: " this is for my people" and he pushed the indian man down the mountain.

[bblacky]

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeee...lmao.....lol Nigerian Kee....my ribs hurt..abeg make i comot here b4 i start to cry like childre.

[adim2]

xpect more from me. I want to crack those rib of urs

[bblacky]

really....................oya we dey wait..keep throwin it in, i go boro ribs from Adamu come add for my own so u no go crackam so easily....lol

[adim2]

i hear you. now i don dey get fans. soon i go come out with my bling bling