Woman

[adim2]

  WOMAN
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:  "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and  balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel You have learned your lesson and I will
be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, "COPY CAT" i've read this joke b4. I tink u shud be arrested 4 plagiarism, or nxt tyme u feel lyke lifting oda ppls works, search deeper and also try using a different search engine.....

[ActionMan]

@ Elvis, I don't see anything wrong in repeating other people's jokes  After all, them comedians - Alibaba and the likes usually crack other people's jokes without quoting them.

@ adim2 - maybe, a little reference using the Harvard system of referencing http://libweb.anglia.ac.uk/referencing/harvard.htm could help avoid Plagiarism if you were in UK 

[adim2]

@elvis

Where did you read the work. And how are you sure the person did not copy it. I did this joke on nairaland. and nobody told me that.

@Actionman
We are just here to make this forum good. thanks for the reference anyway

[ActionMan]

I agree 100% with you adim2. Please, keep up the good work and let's make the forum rock.

@ Elvis - where is your own joke whether copied or un-copied? 

[DJ Gbala]

@ action man, i dont do copy & paste jokes, i do mine d oral way. But if u want me 2 lift jokes frm oda sites, dat wud be when i'm less busy.
@ adim2, no hard feelins home boy, if u did it on naira land and no 1 said a shit abt it, it cud be dat dey were indifferent abt it..so my dear wen i get d site i saw ur joke, i'ld definately let u knw...

[adim2]

@elvis

I can still desto it the oral way. i keep it real and that is why i am here to do my best

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, try much harder. Its gonna take one with a nice sense of humour 2 get amused by ur type of joke, thats why i keep tellin u guys 2 do ur thing d 9ja way.... And remember my dear i dont mean u no harm.

[adim2]

guy any how... abeg make you post ur own joke make we self read for here... well i dey gbadun you. bcos na dis dey make the forum sweet... abeg post ur own joke..

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2 just be patient, for u shall laugh 4eva.

[adim2]

patient for where..dat don dye for naija since abi u no knw?

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, like i said and wud still keep on sayin, wen i start dropin my jokes non wud contest...be patient my dear.

[adim2]

I go contest u.. U can c i am still winning in joke section here

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, lets see then. Do not run a race u'ld not finish....

[adim2]

I am looking forward to that challenge from you.

[DJ Gbala]

I am looking forward to that challenge from you.

No problem, but just be prepared....

[adim2]

I am waiting for you.. Bring the jokes on boy

[DJ Gbala]

I am waiting for you.. Bring the jokes on boy

no problem.

[adim2]

ma home boi i am still waitin?

[Pendragon]

Enough all these cat n dog.@adim2 good job man.Keep the jokes coming