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« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2010, 16:02:36 PM »

Shut up embassy... U no even sabi kick wit leg, na hand 1 u go sabi?
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« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2010, 17:10:30 PM »

who tell you.....if i no come sabi box,na lyk U?........lol
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« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2010, 19:05:37 PM »

Seven Days or Less to see u pple come back hereth 2d Den....Enjoy all Enjoyable while it last.
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« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2010, 02:55:06 AM »

funny enof na okpa and zobo i chop on xmas day. i never know wetin i go chop on new year. maybe na garri and egg
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« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2010, 04:29:08 AM »

lol...i'll suggest..Bread wit red oil.....lol
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« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2010, 13:06:28 PM »

lol...i'll suggest..Bread wit red oil.....lol
lol.complement it with conc bitter leaf liquid should d red oil finish.
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« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2010, 14:20:11 PM »

Well roasted water and fried pap with smoked okpa will be fine for tomorow.
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« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2010, 14:33:34 PM »

if dats wat u wanna eat 2mrw,i wonder how u'll look like wen  i see u next yr!
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« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2010, 15:21:39 PM »

he'd prob luk like the roastd okpa...lol
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« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2010, 16:35:40 PM »

Lmfao@princeJUSTICE.U said *rOSTED WATER*
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« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2010, 17:50:17 PM »

How do we go about mosquitoes in the den? I mean total 100% eradication of every single mosquito in den.
they r part of us now...
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« Reply #51 on: December 31, 2010, 19:17:41 PM »

really...b prepard to 'en2tain' malaria
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« Reply #52 on: December 31, 2010, 19:42:44 PM »

Lmfao@princeJUSTICE.U said *rOSTED WATER*
Lmfao@princeJUSTICE.U said *rOSTED WATER*
na 4him town dem dey roast water!
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« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2011, 06:31:46 AM »

Lmfao@princeJUSTICE.U said *rOSTED WATER*
you neva see roasted water b4? Dnt worry 1ce sch starts i'll give you a tutorial no how to roast water and fry pap.
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« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2011, 07:35:37 AM »

you neva see roasted water b4? Dnt worry 1ce sch starts i'll give you a tutorial no how to roast water and fry pap.
uhmmn! Wen are u storming here?
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« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2011, 07:53:22 AM »

@embassy...did u stay in skl thru out?
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« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2011, 06:26:52 AM »

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« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2011, 13:47:51 PM »

lmao....dis thread is so funny..d roasted water..fried pap...d mosquitoes are more than us..hah! 4 a moment i 4got abt ma admission status!
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« Reply #58 on: November 18, 2011, 05:00:38 AM »

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Dużo osób nie ma pojęcia jak duże niebezpieczeństwo prowadzi za sobą pobieranie sporych pożyczek na przeróżne cele.Zaciągnięte długi czym prędzej czy później będziemy musieli uregulować wraz z odsetkami, o czym należy pamiętać. Dużo osób zbyt optymistycznie mierzy własne zdolności finansowe i postanawia wziąć kredyt, który znacznie utrudnia im życie. Musimy również pomnieć o tym, ażeby zawsze spenetrować propozycji dowolnych banków zaś wyselekcjonować nierzeczoną z najniższym oprocentowaniem. Jak nie wyznaczymy własne zdolności możemy mieć duże kłopoty powiązane ze spłatą kredytu. W sytuacji braku możliwości spłaty zadłużenia do gry wchodzi windykacja, która jest najczęściej ostatecznością. Frapuje się płeć piękna brania gwoli banku jego opłaty inaczej gotowiźnie, ruchomości oraz ajencji w celu unormowania kredytu. Kłopotów powiązanych z nie uregulowaniem długu jest zdecydowanie więcej. Jednym z najpoważniejszych okazuje się dodanie danej osoby lub instytucji do Krajowego Rejestru Dłużników. Wiedzmyż poniżej nierzeczonego, ażeby zawżdy wnikliwie trawić decyzję o zaciągnięciu niedowolnego modelu debetu. Zaciąganie pieniędzy z banku jest niezmiernie niebezpieczne, dlatego zaleca się to robić z głową. Z zaciąganiem kredytów nigdy nie ma żartów, dlatego musimy pamiętać o problemach ze spłatą kredytu.
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