Kids Are Quick

[nwansukka]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right.. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: In English a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
MIKE: Yeah, right.

[neelzar]

Nice joke u got there. Keep it up

[DJ Gbala]

@ nwansukka, Bravo ....... But i'ld have prefered naija jokes, cos its more hilarious....u knw wat it is....?

[ActionMan]

@ Elvis - don't be a complainer! Complainers are MINUS people. If you dodn't think this is good enough, post your own - let's see the stuff you're made of. I don't believe in complaining all the time, I believe in fixing things so they can work better.

[DJ Gbala]

@ actionman, no hard feelings brother. I dont settle for 2nd best ,i go 4 the best u can ask the rest who did d test, cos wen i start my joke, non wud contest.....

[adim2]

@elvis

Abeg make u post ur own joke make we read haba

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, a patient  cat dey say eats the biggest fish, over curiousity kills the dog. So be patient my dear adim2, dont be in a heist 2 read jokes posted by me.... Like i said wen i drop my shit, non wud flush it....

[adim2]

na who 4 help u flush ur shit b4?

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, i didn't join this forum 2 beef u pls, i'm just dropin my comment d way it should be.... Thats my style.

[adim2]

i no beef u ma guy...na so we dey do 4 forum.

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, u beta not cos if i start mine i dont tink u'ld witstand my wrath...2 b 4warned is 2 b 4armed....

[adim2]

mouth sweet to make.

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2:
i dont brag, cos wen i say sumtin i mean it.. Lets just bury d hatchet on dis.

[adim2]

I am still waitin boi. Bring on the jokes. I have packaged my own very well

[Pendragon]

Hope U guys understood what I meant by no fighting of all these contest

[Pendragon]

Hope U guys understood what I meant by no fighting of all these contest

[adim2]

I did understand. i can't speak for Dj

[Amaefule Chimezie]

tink i hav heard dis joke b4...