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[ejibond]

    THE GOLDEN JUBILEE Episode 10

Gago: emm! d goat & fowl don dey find me troble tey tey na im make i put trap 4 dem..

Ak: so,bcos of odinari animal wey no knw anytin find una troble una con bgin dey set dem trap abi? anyway,dat wan na una prblm but make i no find any of my animals atall o..

Headek: aah oga! d goat wey i set trap 4 no b ordinali goat o..e knw sumtin well well but make u no wowi cos notin go hapen to ur own animals dem..

Ak: na u sabi dat wan..ehen maga!....(surprised)..shoo! Maga na wetin hapen to ur nose?...person fight u?

Maga: eemm...eemm!...na goat do am!

Ak: gooaatt do u wetin??..how?

Maga: eemm!...i put fried rice wit fowl meat wey i wan chop 4 outside con go bring water wey i go drink..as i come outside,na im i c goat dey chop my fud..na im i con bendown to catch d goat,d goat con carry im strng head nod me 4 nose con run away...

Ak: wait o! shey na dream dat wan hapen?...cos me no bliv dis ur tori atall oo..

Maga: aah oga na true i yarn o...na 4 real life e hapen...d goat just taget my nose con nod me run...i swear,i go kil d goat if i catch am...

Ak: hmmm! u c dis goat & fowl tori wey u,gago & headek con dey tori me dis mornin no go stop d main tin wey bring us 4 dis meetin...na only d 3 of una sabi wetin una dey talk abt...una hear me so?...oya how far una don go abt our yestaday plan?

Wako: oga,evrytin dey work acording to plan...i don package d gift 4 2 cars

Ak: veli gud...nw headek! hw far? shey u don find out d place wey d parti go hapen?

Headek: yes oga! i don call frug & im tell me say na 4 eagle's square wey dey 4 abuja d main parti go hapen...

Ak: whch means say na for eagle's square we go drop d gift abi?

Headek: na so..

Ak: veli gud...our plan don dey complete but we no get time again...na 2moro b octoba 1st wey d gubili parti go bgin...eemm!..gago and sambo,shey bi una don hearam say na 4 eagle's square wey dey abuja una go drop d package abi?

Gago:Yes oga,we don hearam...

Ak: veli gud...but make una make sure say nobodi...i repeat!,no bodi must notice wetin una carri atall...una hear me so?

Sambo: oga notin do u atall...

Ak: and u too but una must dey veli fast abt d delivery cos d gift get time countdown wey una go take drop d gift 4 d place or else notin do u go bcom somtin do u...hope say una dey dig me so?

Gago: wait o! oga shey u mean say if we no drop am on time, we go bcome suya?

Ak: Gbaamm!!

Gago: chaai ooo..i don die!

To Be Continued.....

[mac-blend]

Chai Ejibond,dis ya suspense don too much o! I bin don arrange ma sef kip say d finale of d episode don com. Na im u com kip me 4 anoda section of suspension. If u c how ur man don belle wise 4 okiriko lafta eh! Hmm. Eji make u dey carry dey go. Patiently w8in.

[machina]

hey! see o, e be like say gago don understand say na him be the goat o o, see as he they imagine himself becoming suya.  so hadaek go become chicken  & who go come shop who na?

[machina]

hey! see o, e be like say gago don understand say na him be the goat o o, see as he they imagine himself becoming suya.  so hadaek go become chicken  & who go come shop who na?

[mac-blend]

Dat 1 u fit guess na. Ak go summarize dem al. Bt mayb him go helep mata. Make we dey watch. 

[ejibond]

    THE GOLDEN JUBILEE Episode 11

Wako: wait o! sebi u say u don die abi?

Gago: yes naww! i don die patapata 4 dis kind work..

Wako: veli gud...since as u say u don die 4 d work,na im b say dis bomb delivry wey we wan do go fit u weeelll well..

Gago: wetin u mean?

Wako: well,as u say u don die,na im b say na ur ghost we dey c so and u knw say ghost no dey die...so even if u cari d bomb go abuja and d tin blast u 4 road,u no go die again cos u don die already..

Sambo: hahaha..yes o! maybe na gago go deliva all d two gift y me go dey watch...

Gago: c ur mouth like watch! say i talk say i don die no mean say i don die...wetin i mean bsay d job no b small one atall and b4 i go fit do d job well, i must act like james bond 4 dis mision....

Ak: luk...if u like act like james bond,if u like act like john bond,e no concern me atall...my own be say make u & sambo make sure say una do una work fine fine witout prblm...

Sambo: oga dat wan no go b prblm atall...

Wako: but oga! How we go take announce am make no bodi go d parti?

Ak: eemm we go talk am for radio & tv so dat pple go hearam

Headek: eemm! dat radio gud o but i no tink say e beta if na we go talk am 4 radio.

Ak: y naa?

Headek: na bcos, if dem knw say na we wan scarta d parti,dem go hamma us 4 jail one time,whch means say our plan don fail b dat...

Wako: kai...oga na true headiko talk ooo..

Ak: so how make we do am?

Headek: eemm! e get wan aboki man wey i dey always c..we fit bribe am wit moni make he help us do d talking 4 radio...

Ak: correct!...u b correct guy..!

Gago: hmmm..oga me i no support dis wan wey headiko dey yarn so..

Ak: shoo! y u no support am na?

Gago: y we go bribe aboki to help us talk 4 radio?

Headek: but na d only way d aboki go fit gree na..

Gago: abeg liv dat wan wey u dey yarn...i knw aboki dem,all abokis too like radio...if we ask dem to talk 4 radio 4 us dem go do am sharp sharp witout kolect any moni frm us

Wako: u mean am?

Gago; yes naww...make una no mind dis headiko atall o,na moni wey he go take shack brukutu & ogogoro he dey find so

Headek: gago, shey ur madnes don start again? Shey u smoke weed b4 u com dis meetin?..i dey ask u!

Gago: c dis zombie o! so u don get liva 2 dey talk to me anyhw abi...e bi lyke say u don 4get wetin i do u dat last time wey u dear d lion wey dey slip?

Headek: make thunda faya dat ya smellin mout 4 dere..u tink say i dey fear u,who u be sef!?..who born u!?

To be continued...

[mac-blend]

Hmmm! Na wa 4 gago n headek. Dis two na real wahala b thier name.

[Prince Justice]

Ejibond you no go crack person ribs.

[Prince Justice]

Ejibond you no go fracture person ribs.

[machina]

hahahahaha...! this two guys self, why them never want fight since? na so so mouth dem get die......

[Ijecs]

 Eji, abeg carry go!

[Prince Justice]

oboy wetin dey happen drop one to ease the tension...............

[adim2]

i'v missed d joke section vry much

[ejibond]

sorry for d delay....i go carry on...

[adim2]

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