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[MTNSTAFF]

huh!! Police?? ok no problem but na on these conditions i go accept:

1,I no need uniform atall, why? bcos i no get arm robers time..

2,I no need peanut as salary,atleast1000000 naira perweek go dey manageable..

3,U go provide canopy with air condition n bed 4 me 4 my checking point cos i neva ready to turn chacoal yet..

4,U go send boiz to dey bring me food 4 my checking point every 3hours...make sure say na those wey dey cook 4 president cook d food ooh!

Hope say my conditions dey u ok??

I don laugh nearly break my laptop screen...............

well, as for my case on UNN Forum, i have been busy filing my report, but am thru wit it now, but the problem now is i dont have any lawyer on dis forum to appeal on my behalf, pls if any lawyer is in d house and his interested in this case of mass arrest and gross misconduct of improbable and improper accusation of one MTNSTAFF, please kindly indicate your interest....

***OFFER OPEN with enticingly tongue licking offer****
submit application for scrutiny by PM' with a complete law history of u.

i cannot afford to imprisoned for no course, there was no warrant for your arrest in the frist place.

[ejibond]

I don laugh nearly break my laptop screen...............

well, as for my case on UNN Forum, i have been busy filing my report, but am thru wit it now, but the problem now is i dont have any lawyer on dis forum to appeal on my behalf, pls if any lawyer is in d house and his interested in this case of mass arrest and gross misconduct of improbable and improper accusation of one MTNSTAFF, please kindly indicate your interest....

***OFFER OPEN with enticingly tongue licking offer****
submit application for scrutiny by PM' with a complete law history of u.

i cannot afford to imprisoned for no course, there was no warrant for your arrest in the frist place.

chaaaii!!! U dey blow all dis mighty grammer bcos dem wan sue u?? Ok! Make i be ur lawyer to help u out...

dis na my law historee:

1st i go nkatatotarantata nursery n primary sku 4 worri,and na 1st i dey take throughout(but i no knw why my teacher dey always use red biro 4 me but use blue 4 oders,maybe na bcos i be d best)
I later con finish primary sku with age of 28yrz..

I con later enta akarakulikuli secondary sku at 32yrz...4 class na me knw buk pass,dem make me jungle senior boy bcos if dem lock late comers gate na fence we dey jump enta n na me dey lead boiz,if teacher stop me,na bottle go land 4 im head..dem purse me 4 sku 50times i enta 60times..i knw buk to d extent say i no dey write exam n test but i dey promote...no body dey talk if i talk 4 class cos dem no knw anytin..na me dey korect teacher if he teach nonsense...anyway,to short d story,i finish secondary sku 4 58yrz..i con enter badminton university,in fact,i no write any exam b4 i enta(make u see as i knw buk reach)..4 class,law class,na me lie pass,i lie so tee lectural hang im sef...i con later finish as master lier 4 72yrz..i con begin enta bar to settle mata,d 1st mata wey i handle, my oponent layer run mad,im client faint,judge con win me d case...see if i say make i post evrytin wey i don do as a lawyer,u go faint 100times n wakeup 200times...so u see,i dey fully qualify to take ur case...now make we talk prize..how much u wan pay me??

[MTNSTAFF]

chaaaii!!! U dey blow all dis mighty grammer bcos dem wan sue u?? Ok! Make i be ur lawyer to help u out...

dis na my law historee:

1st i go nkatatotarantata nursery n primary sku 4 worri,and na 1st i dey take throughout(but i no knw why my teacher dey always use red biro 4 me but use blue 4 oders,maybe na bcos i be d best)
I later con finish primary sku with age of 28yrz..

I con later enta akarakulikuli secondary sku at 32yrz...4 class na me knw buk pass,dem make me jungle senior boy bcos if dem lock late comers gate na fence we dey jump enta n na me dey lead boiz,if teacher stop me,na bottle go land 4 im head..dem purse me 4 sku 50times i enta 60times..i knw buk to d extent say i no dey write exam n test but i dey promote...no body dey talk if i talk 4 class cos dem no knw anytin..na me dey korect teacher if he teach nonsense...anyway,to short d story,i finish secondary sku 4 58yrz..i con enter badminton university,in fact,i no write any exam b4 i enta(make u see as i knw buk reach)..4 class,law class,na me lie pass,i lie so tee lectural hang im sef...i con later finish as master lier 4 72yrz..i con begin enta bar to settle mata,d 1st mata wey i handle, my oponent layer run mad,im client faint,judge con win me d case...see if i say make i post evrytin wey i don do as a lawyer,u go faint 100times n wakeup 200times...so u see,i dey fully qualify to take ur case...now make we talk prize..how much u wan pay me??

Interesting Qualification!!!!
well first, i must admit say d cigar wey i been dey smoke finish come burn my hand as i dey read your cross-country lawyerism history... but tank d gods, i don treat am with a few ogogoro.

on a more catastrophic note, my old man approve ur cv but unfortunately na only 3 tins disqualify u and they are highlighted in bold above

1. "nkatatotarantata nursery n primary sku" : - i made all d research possible in d whole world even research wey John Hanson (first american president) no do, i do am but i no ever come accross of dis name of your primary scool and there was no news or even rumour say im exist... furthermore, i had to secretly go and consulted d gods wit so many oracles to help me wake d spirit of my greatest of grand granded and even grandeded parents so dat i can ask him if he ever came accross any of such name while he existed on earth, but to no avail, all effort poofed abortive, so i concluded dat your primary sku was a big hoax which now confirms your all time degree as

3. "i con later finish as master lier 4 72yrz" : - i mean, there's NO WAY i can present dis type of lawyer of over-age to the grand management of UNN FORUM, dey will reject it and double my life imprisoment.

2. "dem purse me 4 sku 50times i enta 60times" : - finally dis one also disqualifies u, but other ones dem dey very brilliant and exxcellent,


***OFFER STILL OPEN, more entries please****

[ejibond]

Interesting Qualification!!!!
well first, i must admit say d cigar wey i been dey smoke finish come burn my hand as i dey read your cross-country lawyerism history... but tank d gods, i don treat am with a few ogogoro.

on a more catastrophic note, my old man approve ur cv but unfortunately na only 3 tins disqualify u and they are highlighted in bold above

1. "nkatatotarantata nursery n primary sku" : - i made all d research possible in d whole world even research wey John Hanson (first american president) no do, i do am but i no ever come accross of dis name of your primary scool and there was no news or even rumour say im exist... furthermore, i had to secretly go and consulted d gods wit so many oracles to help me wake d spirit of my greatest of grand granded and even grandeded parents so dat i can ask him if he ever came accross any of such name while he existed on earth, but to no avail, all effort poofed abortive, so i concluded dat your primary sku was a big hoax which now confirms your all time degree as

3. "i con later finish as master lier 4 72yrz" : - i mean, there's NO WAY i can present dis type of lawyer of over-age to the grand management of UNN FORUM, dey will reject it and double my life imprisoment.

2. "dem purse me 4 sku 50times i enta 60times" : - finally dis one also disqualifies u, but other ones dem dey very brilliant and exxcellent,


***OFFER STILL OPEN, more entries please****

See u oooh!! tell me where in d whole wide world(www) u fit see my type of lawyer? abi u no knw say na old lawyers sabi do d job pass? see,if u c me,i be like gandalf with long white bear bear,any judge wey see me go win me d case one time,no lawyer fit compete with me even my very own wando n kabuore knw say i be igwe for lie lie lawyerism...u beta think again b4 i change my mind ooo!

[MTNSTAFF]

Well, i have to tink about ur proposal. U might be right, u knw....

[Ralphsun]

Ralph na-ekele unu,ndewonu ndi oma ibe mu!!