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[ejibond]

And that's, the safty of ma money mehn!! with da way armrobberz are scantataizing and demastegrating banks, scampling and flambawaying away with ppls harded sweated earnned money,how on globalized earthious world am i sure ma harderdised earnned money will not be gulty in the hands of the nogoborious sconblatarious robbers??

[Wando]

Sir, i thought we've tru this over and over again. What's with the safety thing again?

[ejibond]

Look!! why won't i be worried, huh!! do u think it is easy to get 1kobo?? look! u pple are'd better guarantidised me a 101% saftey of ma harderdised earnned moneyz.

[ELDINO]

Sir,without minching words,your money is  SAFE.

[ELDINO]

Let me also notify u dat our insurance policy covers u 2 indemnify in case of any issues dat may arise.

[gentleemmy]

A notification isn't enough in this case 'cos we're talking about a whole lot of money here men. I need assurance and certified documents as proof, so?

[Wando]

Well, in that case U could come over to our head quarters 4 proof & clarification.

[gentleemmy]

Why not scan the necessary documents ASAP and send it to my e-mal for my viewing. My tight schedules won't allow me get to your HQ

[kabuore]

Sir you are really makin me go thru stress how much kwa?

[ejibond]

what do u mean by dat huh?? i say what do u mean by i am making u go tru stress? look! it's like u pple wnt to play me off my money huh!! i ask for clearification and u are telling me of stress.look! if ur bank can't handle my request, just let me knw so i can go to a better one. i sweated for this money u pple wnt to collect,so u must guarantee me safty even if it requires u coming to my private hotel.

[dejo4u]

Please this money of a thing I no trust you
I would like you to convice me

Hello.... hel.. he.

[Wando]

what do u mean by dat huh?? i say what do u mean by i am making u go tru stress? look! it's like u pple wnt to play me off my money huh!! i ask for clearification and u are telling me of stress.look! if ur bank can't handle my request, just let me knw so i can go to a better one. i sweated for this money u pple wnt to collect,so u must guarantee me safty even if it requires u coming to my private hotel.

Coming 2 ur hotel room is out of place and dont u think u r takin fings 2 far?

[Amy N]

I'm not taking things too far,u have to come there so we can end this conversation,it's taking longer than neccessary on phone.

[gentleemmy]

Ok ok k, what time are we talking about here?

[Amy N]

Uhm...let me see,i have an appointment in the next 3 hours so if u can come now it'll be better.

[ejibond]

Now?? but i still av alot of work right on my table and it requires urgent attention! sir,why not make it another time..me comming to ur place today cant certainly be possible.

[gentleemmy]

This clearly means you don't need my money!

[Wando]

This is an issue of double interest. I need u 2 bank with us; u need ur money 2 be safe. With all due respect Sir, we'll advise that u stop sounding like u r doing us a favour. Dis is about business and in business; no sentiments. In addition, we'll want u to fix a date and time convenient 4 u & 4 us. As 4 d venue, it is against our banking policies to recieve payments from individuals outside the bank and...Sir...sir? Hello... R u still there?

[kabuore]

u re so ungrateful nd u re not customer friendly atalllllllllllllll..... i will like to speak wit ur CEO directly... what what nonsense.... arrant rubbish... see dis small boy

[Amy N]

Pls sir,calm down,u r taking this thing too far,it hasn't gotten to the stage of speaking with the CEO uhm i will think about ur request and get back to u.Thank you.