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[Masterwhiz]

3 billion cowries, 11 cents and 2dollars only, how much is that in the local currency?

[phronesis]

WILL U SHUT UP...someone is talkin money and u re making noise. My friend, how much do u say u ve?

...someone laughing at the background...

[ejibond]

Hello! hello!! pls i can't hear u vry well d noise at ur background is realy disturbing.Can u pls move away from where u are..hello! hello oo! are u hearing me! hello eeh!

[dejo4u]

I have about 2 Trillion naira. Hope your Security Door will allow me in; and you have enough teller to attend to me Asap?

[bblacky]

ohhhh em sorry i cant really remember who has dt voice cos em having lots of phone calls all day with similar voices, so please can u kowashiate urself?

[dejo4u]

I guest you know whose is speaking: Your Trillionaire depositor of course!

[ejibond]

Oh! now i remember.pls how can we be of good help to u?

[dejo4u]

I have about 2 Trillion naira. Hope your Security Door will allow me in; and you have enough teller to attend to me Asap?

[ejibond]

Hehehe! u no get wahala, atleast armrobbers only operate here once anualy.they jst struck like two weeks ago so,we ve enof space &we won't be xpecting dem again dis yr.oga! make u no worry,ur trillions is save with us 4now..I will inform d aboki gateman to be watchful..

[Wando]

Is that all wat u have 2 say about ur security? Damn, i xpected somthing more sophiscated than this. U really need to convince me on ur security. How tight is it? And stop this crap about an aboki and annual robbery. Be reasonable man.

[ELDINO]

Sir,our metal detective door is one of the best.And our safe,you can't find it any in this country!

[ejibond]

Better, dat's wht i wnt to hear and let me inform u one tin! if ma money get missed i will sue u and ur bank 4 500zillion dollars.Hope u understand me? hello! did u hear wht i just said?? hello!!

[dejo4u]

I think I am not really convinced that my Trillions is safe!

I wouldn't like a situation whereby I will send my boyz to your bank and will be told a different stories, because I don't have sorry in my dictionary.

I know even NDIC does not have insurance that will cover such amount of money.
So,I will be sending my guys right away once I am fully convinced.

[Masterwhiz]

I think I am not really convinced that my Trillions is safe!

Not to worry sir, we have three levels of the highest security at our bank to ensure the utmost safety of your money.

Level 1

350 well trained babalawos.... sorry..... I meant dibias.......em.... sorry I mean to say native doctors who are well skilled in the area of security and prevention of theft. They have recently invented a juju that makes armed robbers and thieves to pick up brooms and sweep the entire banking complex instead of robbing the bank.

For security purposes we would like to conceal the remaining security levels until you request otherwise and we eagerly await your consignment....i mean to say... your deposit. When will you be making the depoist sir?

[Wando]

Hmmm? Then how can u convince me dat my money wont disappear with dis ur diabolical security. I'm a Christian u know. So come up wit sumtin more convincing.

[kabuore]

what else do u want sir, jst deposit the money nd leave d security issue for us.. u can trust us with d money

[ejibond]

Ok! no problem i will call u pple wen am ready to deposit d money.(HANGUP THE PHONE)

(Mehn! am so damn tired,let me give ma sweetheart at home a call)

PHONE RINGING....GRIN..GRIN..............(come on pick d call)

[Wando]

hi honey. how waz ur day?

[dejo4u]

Hi Baby, my day was cool! and you?

[Com. Oz]

Called your office, were did u go to?