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[ejibond]

Hmmm! these must be a network problem or sumbody is tapping this line.How come d manager i was speaking to turn into a police inspector? Hello! hello!! mr manager! what is going on with ur line? helo! are u still there??

[adim2]

solly. I am here, my wife is a police inspector

[ejibond]

What!! ur wife an inspector?? hmmm! vry interesting...So,what's it about her ordering sumbody to shot and by the way,who does she want's to shot??

[adim2]

one man that we hear he is lodging in money in our bank. You know, we want to kill the man and take his money, are you the man?

[ejibond]

Chinekeeeee!! pls ve a nicez time,i neva wan die yet.(hang'sup)

CALLING wify number.....GRIN......GRIN.....

[Com. Oz]

MTN: The number you ve called is ROAMING pls try her GLo no!!!

[ejibond]

Huh!! when did mtn start advicing pple to try oda linez and how did dey knw ma wife is using Glo? hmmm! diz can't be possible coz i knw mtn and glo are big time enemiez.... maybe there system is malfunctioning

Let me try again!

RINGING WIFY NUMBA.....GRIN.....GRIN.....

[adim2]

hello, who is this?

[Engr. Dayco]

Let me try again!

RINGING WIFY NUMBA.....GRIN.....GRIN.....

...Hello, Good morning,this is Samunaka Mortuary,am I speaking with the man that left a  Corpse with us for the past 2weeks? We are not happy 4 the delay in payment for the maintenance pls sir,we cherish ur patronage but pls try to pay up... 

[Com. Oz]

shut up my friend...who deposited a cadaver wit u?

[ejibond]

Look oga! me i no get time for dat ur big big grammers,if u no come settle us for our service baa,we go carry d corpse go dump am for gutta.u hear me? hello! oga u hear waitin i talk?

[adim2]

abeg, no be only inside gutter you go dump am, abeg dump am for riva naija too

[ejibond]

U mean say u no go settle us??

[Engr. Dayco]

shut up my friend...who deposited a cadaver wit u?

Aah...Aah! Nobi u bi Mr. Samankwe wey beg us with tear drops...But wait oo if na deny u dey deny,na em bi say moni don come cos na Mirror of Justice Okija we dey tak am goo....Remember to come and sign it off..! 

[Com. Oz]

boy...when we dey go?

[Prince Justice]

Aah...Aah! Nobi u bi Mr. Samankwe wey beg us with tear drops...But wait oo if na deny u dey deny,na em bi say moni don come cos na Mirror of Justice Okija we dey tak am goo....Remember to come and sign it off..! 

wait a minute i neva lost anyone recently i have neva been to a mortuary b4 i thought you were joking...sory you called a wrong number (hangs up)
wonders shall neva end, hmmm
let me call my husband and no hw he has gone wit the money
calling...grin...grin..... Yes hello honey how far have found the right bank to deposit that money?

[adim2]

dear sorry i am with another (wo)MAN, i can't hear u speak louder

[Chidor6]

what?! Another man! Doing what? Where?

[Prince Justice]

sHE is a financial adviser u knw one needs all the financial advice one can get this money is nt a small money...

[ejibond]

that's a lie...honny u cant fool me....ooooh after 10yrs of marriage,u can still cheat at me just bcos i dont have kids on my own abi??? or u think i have'nt heard of d  women u carry about??ooww....why! honny why!! why!! why me!!! why are u doing this to me???