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« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2010, 06:33:53 AM »
For how many years will you be thinking about it?
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« Reply #101 on: February 28, 2010, 06:52:25 AM »
As long as ur conditions are strange and unheard of. Nevertheless, we'll get back to u as soon as possible.
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« Reply #102 on: February 28, 2010, 14:37:50 PM »
My friend do u think am joking here... I will have the CBN President terminate your license, sorry appointment!!!
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« Reply #103 on: March 01, 2010, 10:03:48 AM »
Sir, u re actually makiin me ponder......ha
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« Reply #104 on: March 01, 2010, 13:28:30 PM »
Ponder on what!!!!  Receiving or rejecting this deal, right???
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« Reply #105 on: March 01, 2010, 15:41:48 PM »
No sir, not really that. But sir dont u think u r being over-protective of ur money despite the fact that we are the best in the field?
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« Reply #106 on: March 03, 2010, 23:00:33 PM »
dis tread is wacked....eww!!!
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« Reply #107 on: March 04, 2010, 07:42:21 AM »
How do you mean DJ?
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« Reply #108 on: March 05, 2010, 19:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Wando on March 01, 2010, 15:41:48 PM
No sir, not really that. But sir dont u think u r being over-protective of ur money despite the fact that we are the best in the field?
what do u mean by dat??Oooh! now i get ur plans...u want me to be overloose with my money huh! so..so..so dat u pple will then use my money for ur selfish purposes huh! u think am a maga abi? d next thing inline is for d maga to pay u abi?? huh! am asking u! u think am a maga abi? hello! am talking to you!!
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« Reply #109 on: March 08, 2010, 23:05:28 PM »
i am here speak gently why are you shouting?
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« Reply #110 on: March 14, 2010, 02:44:15 AM »
Why won't i shout huh! when u pple are providing me a state of confusion, you expect me not to be on top of my voice? look! I need a good explanation on what you mean by 'am being overprotective about my money' cos i don't understand ur bank anylonger.
Helo! did u hear what i said??
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« Reply #111 on: March 15, 2010, 18:42:28 PM »
wait let me get the answering machine to answer your question. Don't shout people might hear you
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« Reply #112 on: March 15, 2010, 19:25:09 PM »
You must be joking! it's obvious your bank can't handle my money,am sending it to anoda bank.ve a nicez time(hang's up)

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« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2010, 19:47:23 PM »
herro, this is UBA bank how may we help u sir?
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« Reply #114 on: March 15, 2010, 21:05:26 PM »
Ehen! hello pls! is this the manager of UBA?
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« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2010, 21:05:33 PM »
Ehen! hello pls! is this the manager of UBA?
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« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2010, 21:05:43 PM »
Ehen! hello pls! is this the manager of UBA?
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« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2010, 21:49:00 PM »
yes of coulse how may i herp you?
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« Reply #118 on: March 16, 2010, 03:58:22 AM »
Good! i gat sum real cash that i'll wanna to sending am into ya bank veli veli soon but first,i'll wanna liken to know how gud is ya bank security system....Pls how safe will my moni go be for ya bank?
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« Reply #119 on: March 16, 2010, 07:01:31 AM »
Hello...Hello...This is Inspector Usman Danbala I and my men are here for a search...It was reported to my office just yesterday about some hudlums and marauders who have defrauded  banks in Switzerland and Zimbabwe and are alleged to be Nigerians...Unfortunately for them the hidden camera captured their photographs and are wanted by the law court....We need ur maximum co-operation for easy and successful tracking of those fugitives involved in the embezzlement...However,any unnecessary protest from you guyz might be used against u in the Court of law...Coperal Ali Musa and Seargent Lukeman take cover while Seargent Nathaniel and I go into the building...Any inconvenience u shot.   
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