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« on: February 17, 2010, 17:04:22 PM »
Hey guyz! A Telephone conversation is going on right now,Please join in.

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Reply in response to the above persons coment(post) and pretend you are really making a phone call.Let's begin...


  PHONE RINGING GRIN GRIN GRIN: Hello!hello!! please who is on the line?
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 17:40:13 PM »
this is WANDO speaking. Helloooo...helloooooo...helloooo....mehn network is damn bad.
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2010, 17:55:53 PM »
I can hear you so I don't think it's the network, maybe, you're phone battery is low or your phone is bad. Hello... Do you know is speaking? Can't you recognize my voice?
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 18:07:10 PM »
Oh yes! i recognise ur voice.u most be d manager of zenithbank.it's good u called cos i gat sum dollars to send into dat bank..em! hello are u hearing me?
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 19:18:57 PM »
yes, so how much r we talking about here?
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 19:50:55 PM »
since my maga just paid, I will send in the sum of 1,000,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars. hope you have reserves for such huge amount of money
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2010, 20:35:29 PM »
Oh yes,we do ve reseve for such amount of money.so,when will u be sending in d money?
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2010, 20:48:55 PM »
I will be sending it in 2mao, But I want you to know that 6 bullion van will carry the money to your bank oh
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 20:56:29 PM »
In that case,i must call our other branch jst incase of the odd hapens.pls holdon while i can the other branch.

PHONE RINGING...Yes hello,is this zenithbank nsukalas branch or did i dial d wrong number?
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 21:54:48 PM »
U did not dial a wrong number. How may we help you.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2010, 22:48:43 PM »
I need to lodge some money in your bank.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 00:19:15 AM »
Oh sorry,Hon .....,just deposited 200 million naira.We have exceded our holding limit and can't take any further;please try the next branch.
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2010, 01:11:44 AM »
Hmmm! we e'nt talking of naira here,we are talking dollars mehn!billions of dollars.Anyway,never mind i will try the oda pranch,oh i mean branch(hangup)
PHONE RINGING...Hello! is this zenith branch ilupalanpalanko the one in lagos? hello! are u there?are u there??
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2010, 06:49:03 AM »
Hello... my friend this is a private residence, since u boys have formed the habit of sending in millions of worthless currencies and yahoo them later with ATM`s. The bank sold there property to me...wait a minute, do u want to make a deposit?
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2010, 07:19:21 AM »
Quote from: Com. Oz on February 18, 2010, 06:49:03 AM
Hello... my friend this is a private residence, since u boys have formed the habit of sending in millions of worthless currencies and yahoo them later with ATM`s. The bank sold there property to me...wait a minute, do u want to make a deposit?
Oh yes,and a heavy deposit at that!
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 08:41:03 AM »
Freaks! Dis is absolute bullshit. Cant u dudes do sumtin beta?
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2010, 10:17:13 AM »
Quote from: DJ Gbala on February 18, 2010, 08:41:03 AM
Freaks! Dis is absolute bullshit. Cant u dudes do sumtin beta?
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Freaks! Dis is absolute bullshit. Cant u dudes do sumtin beta?
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 10:25:26 AM »
Quote from: DJ Gbala on February 18, 2010, 08:41:03 AM
Freaks! Dis is absolute bullshit. Cant u dudes do sumtin beta?
what could be beta than this?
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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2010, 10:32:41 AM »
i no know abeg lets continue jorrrr
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2010, 11:40:52 AM »
WILL U SHUT UP...someone is talkin money and u re making noise. My friend, how much do u say u ve?
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