Three scientists

[adim2]

Once at a conference, three scientists: an American, a
German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said,"In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached Artificial  forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic boxer and a gold medalist at that!" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, we attached artificial legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medalist in the Olympics!!" The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have done, just gold medalist? In Kano, we had a baby boy born without a head! We attached a coconut to his neck and he is now the president!!!

[phronesis]

Funny though not the best way to make a mess of our dear President. I think we should get to the time when we should start upholding our Presidents just like the American people uphold their presidents.

[DJ Gbala]

@ poster, Bravo....... 4 once i can see u've used ur head.

[adim2]

thank you oh

[DJ Gbala]

@ adim2, Ur welcome home boy...

[adim2]

thanks man

[Pendragon]

How many tank U.LOL Gud joke U got there man

[adim2]

thanks to the moderator 4 giving me the opportunity to share my jokes.

[Com. Oz]

Once at a conference, three scientists: an American, a
German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said,"In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached Artificial  forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic boxer and a gold medalist at that!" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs, we attached artificial legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medalist in the Olympics!!" The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have done, just gold medalist? In Kano, we had a baby boy born without a head! We attached a coconut to his neck and he is now the president!!!

I think you just lack respect...You are talking of the Commander -In- Chief of the Armed Forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria.

If not the person pls treat the office with respect!

[Pendragon]

Oz,
  Please take it easy on him. Dats just a joke, no strings attached. Nigerians dont even make much fun of their president n other top politics. In U.S they make much more fun of their president than us, maybe becos theres limited freedom of speech here in my beloved Country Nigeria.

[Pendragon]

   Like in CNN's Late Edition Comedy, in which the host just ridicules George Bush, Sen. McCain, n makes them look stupid. U need to watch dat Program on CNN. Even the musicians esp. Hip Hop rappers say their mind about Bush(in those dayz) in some crazy way.

[Pendragon]

But Finally, to me personally, Its needless ridiculing the politicians cos it wont make them change n it is an act of disrespect.

[Pendragon]

Change We Need!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Com. Oz]

Oz,
  Please take it easy on him. Dats just a joke, no strings attached. Nigerians dont even make much fun of their president n other top politics. In U.S they make much more fun of their president than us, maybe becos theres limited freedom of speech here in my beloved Country Nigeria.

Am just trying to enforce respect but no hard feelings.

But Finally, to me personally, Its needless ridiculing the politicians cos it wont make them change n it is an act of disrespect.

I concord totally!
 

[adim2]

mind u, the person this joke was even refering to is no longer the president of naija.

[Com. Oz]

no hard feelings...

[adim2]

abi oh

[Amaefule Chimezie]

correct!