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« Reply #80 on: February 10, 2010, 07:19:11 AM »
Quote from: F-GENESIS on February 10, 2010, 07:02:20 AM
i don dey put disc 2 o!
I am waiting
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« Reply #81 on: February 10, 2010, 14:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Amy N on February 10, 2010, 04:09:42 AM
Is there going 2 be a season 2 lol.
Season 2? hmmm! ok,make we dey watch,if Bartho do anything crazy again,dat one go bring in season2...
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« Reply #82 on: February 10, 2010, 14:24:22 PM »
NOW INSERTING DISC2! STAY TUNE...........
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« Reply #83 on: February 10, 2010, 18:02:33 PM »
 BARTHO'S FINAL INSPIRATION!(DISC2)Continues frm disc1....

BAT:Ogobruku waitin?
FRD:Ogobrukungwo naa!
BAT:No! No!! No!!! i no fit do dat one.sey u...(fone ringing)hello!<bartho where are u?>..Am in town!anytin?..<Der is trouble o>..whch trouble again?<tins has goten out ofhand,d sku ve been closedown due 2 d damages done by d unrest stdnt,d minister of education is asking questions.Bartho! u are wanted o!>..am wanted? CHAI!!!(he drops d call)
FRD: Y u shout?
BAT: CHAI! CHAI Ooo!!
FRD:bartho! waitin naa? waitin hapen?dem kill person?
BAT:shit! shit!!
FRD:madam! wey ur toilet? bat wan shit..
BAT:Dis is no time 4jokes,am in deeper shit now dan ever..look! i must go(leavin)
MAD:Bartho! abeg wait o! who go pay 4my goat wey u kill?
BAT:goat &me whch one dey important pass?
MAD:Aaaah! me i prefer my goat o! cos na d pikin wey e dey born dey fetch me moni o!
BAT:Fine! if i come back i go pay u ur moni(he leaves)
few days later,bartho arrive bak @d bar..
FRD:aah! d VC 4 both sku &dis bar done come..MaDam!abeg bring us ogogoro make bat take cool bodi?
BAT:O yes! i must celebrate 4now cos i don save my head small.
FRD:Eeehen! make u halla me as evrytin tak go.
BAT:Well! wen i got der,i met d minister of education,So i told him dat der were no increament on sch fee,dat d stdent involved in d rampage were used by sum element in d versity comunity to cause disorder,backingup der action wit d socaled fee increament.
FRD: Grin Grin chai! bartho! so u sabi nack grammer like dis?kai! i go meet u make u teach me. Grin Grin
MAD:(interupt)look bartho! all dis gramer wey u dey speak no concern me.waitin concern me na my moni.
BAT:Chai madam! u 2 like moni o!sey u no dey hapi to see me?
MAD:shoo! y i no go hapi?atleast i knw say u go pay me my moni so,i dey hapi weliweli.
BAT:So, how much b ur moni?
MAD:wait make i calculate am..ummh! d goat na 30k,d..
BAT:30waat?
MAD:wait make i finish naa! ummh! d pikin d goat carry dey 12 &each na 10k makin 150k.
FRD:madam u b thief.
MAD:Just close ur mouth cos e no concern u.
BAT:Ok,madam hw u take knw say d pikin dey 12?
MAD:shoo! no b me get my goat? my goat dey born notless dan 12pikin 4me evry6 month.
BAT:Ok,to settle evrytin,make u carry ur goat go lab make dem check if d pikin reach 12 b4 i pay u.
FRD:GBAMMM!!
MAD:bartho! bartho! i no like am o! make u pay me my moni o!
(bat&frd leavin)
MAD:pay my moni o!
FRD:Na u hold ur sef,go do lab test 4ur goat b4 we pay u.
MAD:mechu onugi u dis anuewu.

 
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« Reply #84 on: February 10, 2010, 18:10:26 PM »
@ ejibond, u 2 much. in short u 4 much.
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« Reply #85 on: February 10, 2010, 18:27:26 PM »
ejibond is a superstar
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« Reply #86 on: February 10, 2010, 19:02:39 PM »
Thanks guyz...una don make me dey speachless..
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« Reply #87 on: February 10, 2010, 21:22:33 PM »
*Just passing.**Shakes head in disbelief**
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« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2010, 14:05:41 PM »
@ Ejibond: u don try but I beg make season 2 no dey. On a more serious note, make you no use Baba Bat again!!!
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« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2010, 23:26:38 PM »
@Gentleemy..y i no go use am? na waitin him do make me to use am and if him do anoda one again,i go bring in season2. So,if u no wnt me to bring season2,den make u help we warn him to stop playing with our future..
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« Reply #90 on: February 12, 2010, 08:29:08 AM »
Hmnnnn,Who said u won't be an object of RIDICULE? That's life!
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« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2010, 09:58:26 AM »
  HOW MANY WIFE WILL U MARRY?
A handsome guy knw as "PLAYERZ" wanted to marry so he went to his frd 4 advice.
PLY:Ma guy! how far naa!
FRD:I dey fine o!
PLY:guy! e get waitin i wan ask u.
FRD:waiting b dat?
PLY:How many wife u think say a man fit marry?
FRD:16wifes..
PLY:16wifes? but why?
FRD:Dat's bcos the priest always says 4richer, 4poorer, 4better, 4worse.
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« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2010, 10:08:09 AM »
Quote from: ELDINO on February 12, 2010, 08:29:08 AM
Hmnnnn,Who said u won't be an object of RIDICULE? That's life!
Hey!! it's just a joke okaay! wen it comes to reality,no body is rediculing anybody...
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« Reply #93 on: February 13, 2010, 11:28:17 AM »
@ Ejibond - your jokes keep the forum blazing! Keep it up! We love you.
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« Reply #94 on: February 16, 2010, 10:42:31 AM »
@phronesis thatz rite
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« Reply #95 on: February 16, 2010, 13:29:01 PM »
  ENOUGH!!
One day,one naija man wey they america come back with his america wife to visit the parent 4 naija.
So e con happen say the man younger sister wan go market to buy wetin dem go cook 4 both of them.Na so the american naija wife con insist say she go follo her go the market to explore naija market small.So, she con dress in dat their usuall mini-skirt con carry her pet dog named"enough" with her.
As them reach the market,the dog con sight wan female dog 4corner,na so d dog con use force comot 4 d chain wey dem put am 4neck go meet d oda dog.This american naija wife con dey worried con bgin they find her enough(dog).She con benddown with two leg standing dey look if she fit see her dog but not knwing say her mini shirt don move up pass limit.As she wan raise headup,na so she see one man wey stand beside her,she con ask d man"have u seen enough"


Abeg o! if na u be dat man,how u go reply the woman??
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« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2010, 18:04:10 PM »
hahahahahahahaha... i go tell am say i neva see enuf(both the dog and her open legs)
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« Reply #97 on: February 18, 2010, 15:49:13 PM »
Grin Grin no be smalltin o!
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« Reply #98 on: February 18, 2010, 16:13:17 PM »
  PHYSICS CLASS!

TICHER:(walks in)Goodmorning students!

STDENTS:Goodmorning sir.

TCHER:Today,we will be treating the importance of physics in our modern technology.pls sit down.

STDENTS:Thank u sir.

TCHER:Nowadays,technology has advanced in many aspect making it more easier and convinient for us to carryout task. A gud xample is d ATM machine.
Who knws d meaning of ATM machine?

STDENT1:I sir,I sir!!

TCHER:Yes,pls tell us what an ATM machine means.

STDENT1: The meaning of Atm machine is "Atmospheric pressure machine"

STDENTS: Grin Grin Grin

STDENT1: Huh? Y una dey laf? shey no be waiting our chemistry teacher teach us be dat?
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« Reply #99 on: February 18, 2010, 19:51:55 PM »
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