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[ejibond]

WHAT ARE POLITICS?A litle boy goes to his dad &asks"dad,wht are politics?Dad says"well son,let me try 2 explain it dis way:
1,Im d head of d family,so cal me d president.
2,ur mom is d administrator of d money,so cal her d government.
3,we're here 2 take care of ur needs,so we'll cal u d pple.
4,The nanny,we'll consider her d workin class.
5,Your baby broda,we'll call him d future.
Now think about dat & see if it makes sense.So,d boy goes off 2 bed thinkin about wht dad has said.Later dat nite,he hears his babybroda crying,so he get's up 2 check him.He finds dat d baby has soiled his diaper so,he goes 2 his parent rum &finds mumy sound asleep.Not wantin 2 wakeher,he goes 2 nanny rum but d door was locked,he peep tru d keyhole &sees dady in bed with nanny,so he gives up &goes back 2 bed.
D next mornin,d boy goes to daddy and said"dad,i think i understand d concept of politics now.d fada says"Good son,tell me in ur own words what u think politics is all about"
D boy said,"d president is screwing d workin class,while d government is sound asleep.d pple are being ignored and d future is in deep shit"

[edithspecials]

I tot d fada ll undastand he was caught in d act n way its a funny 1. Kudos

[Nigeria Scholar]

Funny @ ejibond. Dat is Nigeria's politics i guest.

[ejibond]

I tot d fada ll undastand he was caught

D boy decided to tell his fada his action lst nite base on how d fada explained d meaning of politice to him.D fada did understand what d boy was saying. well,dis is jst d bgining.jst keep clicking and blieve me,u guyz wil clickout wit smile on ur faces.

[juddie]

a very gud description of d Naija POLITICS,9z 1 here

[adim2]

where else can u find a sound politics like that of naija.... oh ma naija country, u 2 much

[gentleemmy]

Too baad, but its the truth

[ejibond]

 REAL BUSINESSMAN
Three business men,an igboman a yorubaman and a chinese man went 2 eat lunch togeda at a restaurant in Nsukka.While eating,a fly flew in tru d window.It flew across d table to where d igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away.The fly then flew towards d yorubaman and he did d samething.Finaly,d fly den flew towards d chineseman and was flying close to his ears.The chineseman luk at d fly 4sum seconds and then grabbed it,put it into his mouth and swallowed it.The other 2 men saw it but continued with their food.Someminute later,anoda fly came in and flew 2wards d yorubaman,he repeated d same action by chasing it away.Then d fly flew 2wards d igboman but this time he did not chase it away.He luk at it 4sum seconds and then grabbed it and........turned to d chinese man and asked"how much you go buy am"

[adim2]

Opportunity comes but once. this was his chance to hammer now

[Nigeria Scholar]

Igbo with money. Dat was what Barth okolo was trying 2 do,but we d students refused 2 buy d new development.

[ugo banks]

nice one ejibond..... thats the true definition of naija plitics its pretty sad but thanks 4 putting it in a cool concept... nice sugar coating bro... if u wanna run 4 any office in d future e no go hard.... NICE ONE BRO

[ejibond]

  NAA WA OOH!
In the united state of america,due to the rate police are being lost over armrobbers worldwild,they invented a machine that catches thieves.They took out the machine to different country to test it efficiency in catching thieves.
U.S.A,in 1hr it caught 500 thieves.
U.K,in 30minute it caught 250 thieves.
MEXICO,in 15min it caught 9000 thieves.
SOUTH AFRICA,in 5min it caught 12000 thieves.
GHANA, in 2min it caught 6000 thieves.
NIGERIA, at the blink of an eye,the machine was stolen........

[gypht]

 you have a good work there.pls do u know when school will resume.

[phronesis]

you have a good work there.pls do u know when school will resume.

Is this a joke?

[ejibond]

@Gypht..thnk u but y u wan spoil my work..u 4 open anoda thread 4 dat question cos dis na joke thread.Pls d admin incharge shud do d corection by movin dat sch stuff 2a new thread 4 me 2continu ma work,cos d tin don chnge ma topic.

[ejibond]

 MARRIAGE RULES
A newly married couple decided to set rules to govern their marriage.the coversation goes:
HUSBAND:rule number1.food must always be ready on my table wen i come back at nite.
2.Never u go to bed before i enter d house.
3.No complaints when i come home late or sleep out side.
4.You shud never go out without my permision.
Do you abide to d rules?

WIFE:Yes derling.And dis is my own rule.
Their will be sex in this house everyday at 7pm whether u are around or not.
Do u abide to d rule?

HUSBAND: No more rules in this house....

[Samkelvin]

Lordy, that was a fantastic one.

[ejibond]

Lordy, that was a fantastic one.

Lordy?

[edithspecials]

Nice 1, d man would ve agreed 2 d rule of d wife cos it jst 1. He com rule run again?

[edithspecials]

Nice 1, d man would ve agreed 2 d rule of d wife cos it jst 1. He com rule run again?