If u wish to laugh,click here!

[adim2]

U too gbaskey Amy.

[ejibond]

Yeah! u too gbamky.

[Amy N]

Hmm...i don dey speechless,lol.

[adim2]

i expect dat from you

[ejibond]

ok! am back n loaded n ready to burn up dis thread...but b4 i begin,let me hear u guyz make some NOOOOIIIISSSSEEEE!!!

[ejibond]

Hmmm! still waiting!!

[dejo4u]

@eji I never knew you are such a creative guy! Thank God for you. so I have been missing all these while! I hail my fellow and prospective Lions & Lionesses. hope is the exams are going on smoothly? eji i hope you are also warming up for the PUME?

[ejibond]

4sure,there's no time to waste..

[ejibond]

ok guyz,make i throw una dis small joke 4 2day...

[ejibond]

   THE GRAMMERIAN

One day,a grammerian was sitting infront of his house receiving a fresh air,all of a sudden,he saw a deep black smoke coming from the windows and rooftop of his house,he immediately picked up his cell phone and called the fire service center saying:
GRMERIAN: Hello! hello!!

FIRE SERVCE:Yes! fire service officials at ur service pls....

GRMERN: gravitate here at maryland lagos with a tremendous acceleration,a gigantic conflagration has engulfd my habitation...

FIRE S: Oga u say wetin??

GRM:I said,a gigantic conflagration is distabilizing my habitation,accelerate here at once..

FIRE S: Ok oga! wait small make i go check my dictionary..

By d time d fireman finished searching d dictionary, d house was swept away by d fire.

[dynaflex]

the man dey mad

[Prince Justice]

Any more jokers...

[ejibond]

@Prince justice
yes!! we plenty...

[AliciaX]

Ejibond pls continue the story.... many things are still involved. u re talented u dnt knw wot next someone might hook u up with publishers so dat ur stories can be read world wide and will be known as "Ejibond de Great Lion from UNN!!!!

BARTHO'S FINAL INSPIRATION!(DISC2)Continues frm disc1....

BAT:Ogobruku waitin?
FRD:Ogobrukungwo naa!
BAT:No! No!! No!!! i no fit do dat one.sey u...(fone ringing)hello!<bartho where are u?>..Am in town!anytin?..<Der is trouble o>..whch trouble again?<tins has goten out ofhand,d sku ve been closedown due 2 d damages done by d unrest stdnt,d minister of education is asking questions.Bartho! u are wanted o!>..am wanted? CHAI!!!(he drops d call)
FRD: Y u shout?
BAT: CHAI! CHAI Ooo!!
FRD:bartho! waitin naa? waitin hapen?dem kill person?
BAT:shit! shit!!
FRD:madam! wey ur toilet? bat wan shit..
BAT:Dis is no time 4jokes,am in deeper shit now dan ever..look! i must go(leavin)
MAD:Bartho! abeg wait o! who go pay 4my goat wey u kill?
BAT:goat &me whch one dey important pass?
MAD:Aaaah! me i prefer my goat o! cos na d pikin wey e dey born dey fetch me moni o!
BAT:Fine! if i come back i go pay u ur moni(he leaves)
few days later,bartho arrive bak @d bar..
FRD:aah! d VC 4 both sku &dis bar done come..MaDam!abeg bring us ogogoro make bat take cool bodi?
BAT:O yes! i must celebrate 4now cos i don save my head small.
FRD:Eeehen! make u halla me as evrytin tak go.
BAT:Well! wen i got der,i met d minister of education,So i told him dat der were no increament on sch fee,dat d stdent involved in d rampage were used by sum element in d versity comunity to cause disorder,backingup der action wit d socaled fee increament.
FRD: chai! bartho! so u sabi nack grammer like dis?kai! i go meet u make u teach me.
MAD:(interupt)look bartho! all dis gramer wey u dey speak no concern me.waitin concern me na my moni.
BAT:Chai madam! u 2 like moni o!sey u no dey hapi to see me?
MAD:shoo! y i no go hapi?atleast i knw say u go pay me my moni so,i dey hapi weliweli.
BAT:So, how much b ur moni?
MAD:wait make i calculate am..ummh! d goat na 30k,d..
BAT:30waat?
MAD:wait make i finish naa! ummh! d pikin d goat carry dey 12 &each na 10k makin 150k.
FRD:madam u b thief.
MAD:Just close ur mouth cos e no concern u.
BAT:Ok,madam hw u take knw say d pikin dey 12?
MAD:shoo! no b me get my goat? my goat dey born notless dan 12pikin 4me evry6 month.
BAT:Ok,to settle evrytin,make u carry ur goat go lab make dem check if d pikin reach 12 b4 i pay u.
FRD:GBAMMM!!
MAD:bartho! bartho! i no like am o! make u pay me my moni o!
(bat&frd leavin)
MAD:pay my moni o!
FRD:Na u hold ur sef,go do lab test 4ur goat b4 we pay u.
MAD:mechu onugi u dis anuewu.

 
  THE END

[Prince Justice]

Jst manage this:

WORST THINGS

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished 2c d bed was nicely made and everytin was neat & tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on d centre of d
pillow.It was addressed "Dad". Wit d worst premonition, he opened
d envelope & read d letter wit trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It's wit gr8 regret & sorrow dat I'm writing u,bt I'm
leaving home.I had 2 elope wit my new boyfrnd Randy bcos I
wantd 2 avoid a scene wit Mom & u.
I've been findin real passion wit Randy & he's so nice 2 me.I
know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his
piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these
days is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
{to be continued...}

[ejibond]

World wide?? Lol..@AliciaX
abeg ooo! na freestyle i dey do ooo..e neva reach dat level..lol

@Prince justice
nice one there...weldone!!

[Prince Justice]

WORST THINGS (2)
...Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
.
.
.
At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:...

[Viva La Walter]

Hahahaha!! LMAO!! Nice jokes! Keep it coming dude..

[Prince Justice]

WORST THINGS (3)

PS:
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. Pls sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.
I luv u!
Your luvin daughter,
Rosie

[Christabel]

Thanks 4 tryng 2 make us 4get our sorrows.bt y are 2 jealous?just 1 rule,he fade away.