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« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2010, 09:58:11 AM »
 BARTHO'S INSPIRATION(part 1)
Few mnth after Bartho was made vc,he walks into a local bar very worried.then a frd aproach him:
FRD:Bat bat!... Huh? shoo! y ur face b like gorila face naa?
BAT:Am in deep shit mehn!
FRD:Shit kwa! who give u shit chop?
BAT:No! i mean,i dey 4 big problm.
FRD:oya na! halla me waitin b d prblm.
BAT:after dem make me vc,i just dey travel in &out to find money to settle my godfada dem
FRD: Huh? ur god papa?
BAT: Sad No! i mean dose wey put me in...look i no even knw y i dey tell u self.
FRD: Smiley No vex naa! i just dey joke...ok, na like how much u dey own ur godpapa dem.
BAT:Nna! no be small money ooh.
FRD:chai! so waitin u wan do now?
BAT:I never knw yet...
FRD:U knw what?...u no need to worri again.waitin u just need ryte now na to shark either NGWO,OGOGORO or BRUKUTU.
BAT: Huh? waitin dey worri u? i tell u say i dey 4 deep shit,waitin u fit advice me na to shark ogogoro,brukudu or ngwo! whch kind friend u be self?how all dat thing fit fetch me money?
FRD:ma guy,make u cool dwn.see,if u try dose thing wey i tel u,u go get idea on waitin to do to get money sharp sharp...me i dey try am and e dey work 4me weli weli.
BAT:u sure?
FRD:u no trust me again?
BAT:hmmm! oya naa.
FRD:(calls on d madam)madam toi toi! abeg bring us 1 galon of Ngwo make we take culu bodi.

Few days later,bartho rushed into d local bar very happy...

FRD: Huh? shoo! dis one wey u just rush enter here wit dis ugly laugh wey dey ur face...u win jackpot?
BAT: Smiley infact,na more dan jackpot i win ooh.
FRD: Abeg,nark me tory, waitin hapen......

TO BE CONTINUED.........
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« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2010, 10:31:04 AM »
Quote from: ejibond on February 04, 2010, 09:58:11 AM
BARTHO'S INSPIRATION(part 1)
Few mnth after Bartho was made vc,he walks into a local bar very worried.then a frd aproach him:
FRD:Bat bat!... Huh? shoo! y ur face b like gorila face naa?
BAT:Am in deep shit mehn!
FRD:Shit kwa! who give u shit chop?
BAT:No! i mean,i dey 4 big problm.
FRD:oya na! halla me waitin b d prblm.
BAT:after dem make me vc,i just dey travel in &out to find money to settle my godfada dem
FRD: Huh? ur god papa?
BAT: Sad No! i mean dose wey put me in...look i no even knw y i dey tell u self.
FRD: Smiley No vex naa! i just dey joke...ok, na like how much u dey own ur godpapa dem.
BAT:Nna! no be small money ooh.
FRD:chai! so waitin u wan do now?
BAT:I never knw yet...
FRD:U knw what?...u no need to worri again.waitin u just need ryte now na to shark either NGWO,OGOGORO or BRUKUTU.
BAT: Huh? waitin dey worri u? i tell u say i dey 4 deep shit,waitin u fit advice me na to shark ogogoro,brukudu or ngwo! whch kind friend u be self?how all dat thing fit fetch me money?
FRD:ma guy,make u cool dwn.see,if u try dose thing wey i tel u,u go get idea on waitin to do to get money sharp sharp...me i dey try am and e dey work 4me weli weli.
BAT:u sure?
FRD:u no trust me again?
BAT:hmmm! oya naa.
FRD:(calls on d madam)madam toi toi! abeg bring us 1 galon of Ngwo make we take culu bodi.

Few days later,bartho rushed into d local bar very happy...

FRD: Huh? shoo! dis one wey u just rush enter here wit dis ugly laugh wey dey ur face...u win jackpot?
BAT: Smiley infact,na more dan jackpot i win ooh.
FRD: Abeg,nark me tory, waitin hapen......

TO BE CONTINUED.........

men! this is cracking.
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« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2010, 11:06:34 AM »
hahhaahahhah he actually won more dan a jackpot and he is in a deeper shit now... hehehehehehi laugh in spanish.
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« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2010, 15:09:02 PM »
@kabuore

which one come be spanish laugh again???
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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2010, 17:04:18 PM »
ejibond..y nt join ALIBABA and co,,...i think u are better than most of them we see on TV..keep it up
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« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2010, 17:18:09 PM »
forumites in lagos...i dey salute
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« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2010, 22:43:14 PM »
Too funny 2 b a joke!
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« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2010, 11:03:58 AM »
Quote from: Innocky on February 04, 2010, 22:43:14 PM
Too funny 2 b a joke!
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« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2010, 11:08:45 AM »
@Adim, Ejibond don dey take ur place o.
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« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2010, 11:10:26 AM »
...good one ejibond, BUT my hand no dey there oooo.

Quote from: raphokocha on February 04, 2010, 17:18:09 PM
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« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2010, 12:20:33 PM »
@adim2 u ought to know cos u re d wisest gm
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« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2010, 20:08:31 PM »
  BARTHO'S INSPIRATION(part2)
CONTINUES FRM PRT 1......

FRD:Abeg,nark me tory waitin hapen...
BAT:After i take dat ngwo finish com sleep,na so inspiration begin flow 4my head how to get money.
FRD:chail! dis one dey vry interestin ooh.abeg,waitin b d inpitation?
BAT:The inspiration enter my head make i increase advert form frm 5k to 10k..oboy! if u see how dem dey rush am without complaint baa!
FRD: Cheesy U see am! u see waitin i tell u..
BAT: Smiley kai! u be beter friend..i go reward u..see!after i don clear dat money finish,i go buy u moto...
FRD: Grin u be my man..(calls on madam)madam toi toi,abeg bring us more Ngwo make we....
BAT:(cut in)u say waitin?abeg! i want more inspiration.me, i no dey take ngwo again!
FRD: Huh? but na ngwo give u d inspiration naa!
BAT:I want anoda level of inspiration.(calls on madam)madam toy toy,make u leave ngwo,bring me ogogoro..
FRD: Grin Grin kai! u be sharpman ooh! madam bring me ogogoro too jaree!
  (curtain falls)

Few days later,bartho rushed into d bar with heavy smile. FRD:(jumpup with fear frm his sit&later discover it was bartho) Sad u wan kill person?
BAT:shoo! waitin i do naa?
FRD:u no see as u rush enter like thief...i don tel u b4 say smile no fit u atall..see as ur face con wowo like indian ojuju.
BAT:if na style u de take insult me,make u stop am ooh!
FRD:oya sorry..so,waitin hapen dis time?
BAT: Cheesy abeg, make una rejoice with me.
FRD: Huh? rejoice? ur wife born?
BAT:na waa 4u ooh! ok see, as i nark dat ogogoro finish,na im more inspiration con enter my brain to increase acceptance fee to 25k..oboy! if u see as dem rush am without complain baa!
FRD:oboy! con imagin how many tausand wey go pay am..no be small moni ooh!
BAT:believe me.
FRD:kai! na gudtin to be oga ooh.
BAT: Cheesy yes o! na gudtin to be oga and to dey shark ogogoro..
FRD: Grin Grin Grin u too much!(call on madam) Madam! bring us more ogogoro to shark jaree!
BAT:No! madam make u mix Ngwo with ogogoro and brukutu com 4 us.
FRD: Cheesy Oboy! na super inpitation u go get ooh..
BAT: Grin Grin Grin yes! i need sharp moni.

TO BE CONTINUE......
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« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2010, 21:32:21 PM »
I cant wait before i hear the super inspiration. O boy u to much. 
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« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2010, 22:43:44 PM »
Ejibond, u fit write play on this stuff o. LOL
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« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2010, 23:47:36 PM »
Lol,I can't wait to see the part 3 of this joke.
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« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2010, 00:59:06 AM »
me I am waiting for the part four.
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« Reply #56 on: February 06, 2010, 01:01:30 AM »
Quote from: Wando on February 05, 2010, 11:08:45 AM
@Adim, Ejibond don dey take ur place o.

Well... wetin u want make i talk. Visit Adim2 jokes corner 4 latest. Ejibond is doing his stuff here. and I loff am
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« Reply #57 on: February 06, 2010, 09:20:28 AM »
Quote from: gentleemmy on February 05, 2010, 11:03:58 AM
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« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2010, 10:00:43 AM »
Keep it up guys
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« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2010, 10:20:08 AM »
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Once upon a time a man was beating his newly wedded wife for not preparing his dinner early.Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Husband: coming the door is open.
The door opened and it is the priest who wedded them.
Priest: I heard a shout while standing at the door.
Wife:we were playing
Husband:we were playing and as soon as you go we will continue the play.
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