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[mbanusick]

Hahahaha...funny

[ejibond]

I thank u guyz 4una comment..good to see dat u guyz are realy enjoying d joke..less keep this forum hot,no dulling 4 unnforum..

[ejibond]

  WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND BY "PERIOD"
In an intergrated science class,the teacher ask the student"who can tell me the meaning of period"A 12yrs old male student raise up his hand.
TEACHER:Yes,standup and tell the class the meaning of "PERIOD"
STUDENT:Immediately my sister said she has missed one,my mom fainted,dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.....

[raphokocha]

A PASTOR SAID TO THE CONGREGATION,IF A MAN SLAPS U ,TURN D OTHER SIDE 4 HIM 2 SLAP.IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE CAME FROM D CROWD AND GAVE D PASTOR A DIRTY SLAP AND D PASTOR RETALIATED...A SMALL GIRL THEN ASKED D PASTOR,PLS.U SAID IF SOMEONE SLAP U ,U SHOULD TURN D OTHER SIDE 4 HIM TO SLAP..THE PASTOR REPLIED..ITS TRUE BUT  BIBLE DID NOT SAY WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THE FIRST SLAP

[ejibond]

  NO BE SMALLTHING OH!
One day wey i go write GCE,i no too jack(read).So when time 4 english con reach na im i decide to spy anoda person own.Luckily, one fine babe just siddon near me.she just dey shade answer without lookingup.Na im i talk 4 my mind"oboy! see opportunity 4 me to hammer A1 in english ooh" sharp sharp,i begin photocopy her as she de shade de go.Na im this girl come raise headup come look me come see waiting i de do,she con provoke con halla say "WHAT IT IS""WHY IS U SPYING ME""PLEASE DONT LOOK ME BOOK OOH!"
As i hear that english na im i halla 4 hall"ABEG,WHO GET ERASER"

[Austan]

Dear, you're too much at this. But i have just a question for you.

[ejibond]

Dear, you're too much at this. But i have just a question for you.

Feel free 2 ask ur question....am waiting

[bblacky]

truth can neva be hidden, is like d oil poured on bowl of water....

[ejibond]

truth can neva be hidden, is like d oil poured on bowl of water....

Just a joke......

[DJ Gbala]

U have an ok from me.

[ejibond]

  THE GREAT OFFER
I paid a visit to YUDDIE parent's house a day after her bday.oboy,her papa get money ooh!Below was how it went:
ME:(push d bell button) grin-grin

Her dad was abt going out before d bell rang.
DAD:Yes,who is at d door?(Opens d door)youngman who are u looking 4?
ME:Am here to see YUDDIE ur daughter sir.
DAD:Who are u and y do u wnt 2 see my daughter?
ME:Am ejibond sir.am hear on behalf of unnforum members to present a gift to her on her bday.
DAD:Oh! come in,u ve 2 wait 4 her cos she's not in but will soon b back.
(her dad calls d maid)pls give dis youngman sumtin 2 drink am going out.
MAID:wht wud u like to ve..fruitjuice,soda,tea,chocolate,milo,coffee or water?
ME: tea pls.
MAID:ceylontea,herbal tea,bush tea,icetea,honey bush tea or green tea?
ME:ceylontea.
MAID:how wud u like it? Black or White?
ME:uuh! white.
MAID:do u wnt it with milk,whitener or condensed milk?
ME:with milk.
MAID:Goat milk,camel milk or cow milk?
ME:Just cowmilk.
MAID: Whch type? is't milk frm freezeland cow or afrikaner cow?
ME:Hmmm! ok,i will take it Black.
MAID:Wud u like it wit sweetener,sugar or honey?
ME:Just with sugar.
MAID:Beet sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar.
MAID:Whch type? white,brown or yellow cane sugar?
ME: Just 4get about tea,give me a glass of water instead.
MAID:ok,whch type?mineral or still water?
ME: just mineral water plsease!
MAID:Flavored or non-flavored mineral water?
ME: ...U knw what?
MAID:What?
ME:Just 4get about everything.I will just sit here and wait 4 her.

[Yuddie]

God!!!i'm laffing my head off!!Hey! U no go c me kill!Kai,wallahi,dis one I swit am for my belle well well.
U wan try 'Corporate maid?
Nice joke

[Masterwhiz]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “Go right back to him and give him a piece of Ur mind  – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”  

[ejibond]

  THE VILLAGE HOUSE GIRL
A man after having s*x with his house girl says to her:
OGA:chai! u are soo sweet...
HOUSEGIRL:Yes oga,even gateman talk am say i sweet pass madam.
OGA:

[adim2]

nothing wey we no go c 2 naija

[Amy N]

OMG!funny jokes.

[Wando]

eJIBOND, U 2 MUCH.

[F-GENESIS]

cool jokes.

[ejibond]

   THREE FEELINGS!
In a medical class d lecturer asked the students.....
LECTURER: Who among u can explain this three feelings:STRESS,TENTION and PANIC?

Immediately,a male student standup and said......
STUDENT:STRESS is wat u feel wen wife is pregnant,"TENTION"is wat u feel wen girlfriend is pregnant and"PANIC"is wat u feel wen both are pregnant @d sametime.

[Masterwhiz]

Nice joke Ejibond, U're really good at jokes. Here's another one

A man was driving his taxi from Port harcourt to lagos. He had a sticker in the car that said ''He will give his angels charge over me''
By the time time he got to warri, he was doing 135km/h. The passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded by saying...''don't you see the sign?, the angels are on guard''. He approached Benin on a speed of 185km/h. By this time the passengers got very nervous and decided to get down. Everybody except the driver disembarked and he decided to continue the journey to lagos alone. ''Mumu faithless people...they don't believe that angels are on guard, despite my sticker''...he said, as he drove on.
Nearing Ore, he was comfortably cruising at 215km/h...when he heard people in his car shoulting....''abeg oga drop us o..we no dey go again''...puzzled, he looked around...''sebi I dropped all my passengers in Benin..so na who dey talk?''
''Oga, drop us o..na we be the angels wey dey on guard...this one don become suicide mission we no dey guard again ooo!!!''

Needless to say, our man drove into lagos with a reasonable speed of 35km/hr.