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« on: December 31, 2010, 21:01:00 PM »

pals! feel free to share ur funniest quotes here...
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2010, 21:02:52 PM »

ok.check dis out..Anoiting plus Anoiting equals Annoyance!
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2010, 21:04:52 PM »

Too much understndn(knowledge),brings misunderstandn.
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2010, 21:20:46 PM »

It is only a stubborn fly dat perches on the scrotum of an old man, begging not to be killed and yet sucking the old man dead!
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 11:06:11 AM »

Ko is ok
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 11:07:50 AM »

Wen d com, com 2 b com we shall all com again.
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 13:00:16 PM »

@western nd francisco,haha nice one!
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 07:39:55 AM »

Tanx chimex
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2011, 06:28:19 AM »

suppose the singular of 1 man is one men then it means the plural will be two menses
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2011, 07:36:36 AM »

Too much understndn(knowledge),brings misunderstandn.
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 00:07:42 AM »

A nyukó mamiri onu, o gba ufufù. Don't knw hw 2 translate it in English
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 01:01:26 AM »

Do ppl stand above d earth or hand from beneath it?
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2011, 12:22:46 PM »

The lizard fell 4rm an Iroko.He said dat if no body wud praise him,he wud do dat himself
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2011, 12:23:35 PM »

agwo no na akirika
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2011, 20:54:56 PM »

If you live each day as if its your last, one day you will certainly be right.
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2011, 19:16:35 PM »

To mak a book d best seller,i tink a girl shud b on d cover witout cover on the girl.wat do u tink?
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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2011, 19:16:58 PM »

To mak a book d best seller,i tink a girl shud b on d cover witout cover on the girl.people wl rush d book.wat do u tink?
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